ARTERY: The study of fine paintings.

BARIUM: What you do when CPR fails.

BENIGN: What you are after you be 8.

CAESAREAN SECTION: A district in Rome.

COLIC: A sheep dog.

COMA: A punctuation mark.

CONGENITAL: Friendly.

DILATE: To live longer.

FESTER: Quicker.

G.I. SERIES: Baseball game between teams of soldiers.

GRIPPE: A suitcase.

HANGNAIL: A coat hook.

MEDICAL STAFF: A Doctor’s cane.

MINOR OPERATION: Coal digging.

MORBID: A higher offer.

NODE: Was aware of.

ORGANIC: Church musician.

OUTPATIENT: A person who has fainted.

POST-OPERATIVE: A letter carrier.

PROTEIN: In favor of young people.

SECRETION: Hiding anything.

SEROLOGY: Study of English knighthood.

TABLET: A small table.

TUMOR: An extra pair.

URINE: Opposite of you’re out.

VARICOSE VEINS: Veins which are very close together

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