Posted on June 20, 2008 in: Funny
. You must read this out loud!
1) That’s not right ……………………… Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harbouring a fugitive……… Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP ……………………… Kum Hia
4) Stupid Man ………………………… Dum Dud
5) Small Horse ………………………… Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the beach …………… Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped the coffee table ………… Ai Bang Mai Ni
8) I think you need a face lift ………… Chin Tu Fat
9) It’s very dark in here………………… Wai So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet …… Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a two way zone ………… No Pah King
12) Our meeting is next week……… Wai Yu Kum Nao
13) Staying out of sight ………………… Lei Ying Lo
14) He’s cleaning his automobile ………… Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive …………… Yu Stin Ki Pu
16) Great ……………………………………… Fa Kin Su Pah
This post has 22 comments
Friday, June 20, 2008 - 18:07:27
thankyou I haven’t laughed so hard in awhile
Saturday, June 21, 2008 - 02:14:06
Hilarious! Makes me wanna go out and practice my newly learnt Chinese! Hahaha
Saturday, June 21, 2008 - 11:35:23
Learning chinese maybe easier than I thought.
Sunday, June 22, 2008 - 01:30:59
Yup, my stomach hurts
It sounds like I’m droping a pot on the stairs 
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Tuesday, June 24, 2008 - 16:48:59
OMG I’ve seen this somewhere before! It’s quite funny (and I’m Chinese) XD
Tuesday, July 1, 2008 - 13:15:44
I want to say that this is “Fa Kin Su Pah” place.
Saturday, July 5, 2008 - 22:04:07
you just gave an idea to do this in spanish…loved this post
Thursday, July 10, 2008 - 13:38:58
Very good thanks for sharing
Thursday, July 10, 2008 - 17:18:06
I think our perception about Chinese is wrong. Majority of people think that Chinese is the toughest language to learn on this planet but you have proved it wrong.
Friday, July 11, 2008 - 03:21:27
I thought its really chinese, but when I read it carefully haahaha… yeah its really really good… I love to learn chinese in 5 minutes from you again.
Tuesday, July 15, 2008 - 08:09:40
I think the biggest hurdle is Chinese symbols. It might be very easy to learn in this way. Is there any site which offer such services?
Wednesday, July 16, 2008 - 06:35:27
Dude, this is totally awesome. I couldn’t stop laughing.
Okay, I don’t find it offensive even though Chinese is my mother tongue. (Although when I first saw it I thought it was a way for me to ace my exams LOLOL.)
Wednesday, July 16, 2008 - 17:30:19
haha.. you got me there.. lol
I thought its a serious one.. then upon reading it I just laugh
Thursday, July 24, 2008 - 16:11:08
lol thanks for the humor i needed it today
Monday, July 28, 2008 - 02:58:16
Do we have a complete site on this? it is amazing to pronounce all of them loudly.
Thursday, August 7, 2008 - 01:59:53
If you are serious in learning some Chinese, please don’t try to remember all these, as the people on the street of Shanghai of Beijing wouldn’t have a clue on what you are talking about. I had a good laugh after line 3.
Saturday, August 16, 2008 - 15:32:06
There is Sum Ting Wong with your Chinese.
Wednesday, August 20, 2008 - 15:37:10
HAHA! very nice. for the first few seconds i as actually trying to memories it thinking i will say it to my Chinese friend:P
Wednesday, August 27, 2008 - 20:10:14
I thought the first one was legit. This is funny. Thanks for sharing.
Thursday, August 28, 2008 - 17:22:07
Well I was wondering why great = about 4 Chinese words.. this is a great list thank you!
Tuesday, December 2, 2008 - 14:26:29
Hahah! Fa Kin Su Pah!
I’ll be sharing your post with others.
Tuesday, December 2, 2008 - 14:44:26
Ok, Thank you!