We must polish the Polish furniture.
He could lead if he would get the lead out.
The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.
Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.
A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.
When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
I did not object to the object.
The bandage was wound around the wound.
The farm was used to produce produce.
The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.
The insurance was invalid for the invalid.
There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.
They were too close to the door to close it.
The buck does funny things when the does are present.
A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.
To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.
The wind was too strong to wind the sail.
After a number of injections my jaw got number.
Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.
I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.
How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?





This post has 12 comments
Saturday, August 14, 2010 - 03:31:09
English is not the hardest language to leern. German for exampleis more difficult.
Sunday, August 15, 2010 - 09:30:39
This is most excellent and hilariously true!
Very cute blog design, too.
Kudos!
Wednesday, August 25, 2010 - 10:23:01
Impressive
visiting you~
Thursday, August 26, 2010 - 17:30:02
Languages evolve and change over time. In about 3 generations time people will wonder what the heck words like ‘gr8′ and ‘lol’ mean!
Friday, August 27, 2010 - 13:28:40
yes you’re right!
Sunday, October 24, 2010 - 09:48:19
Hi, english requires lots of practice to learn it well.
btw, my BMR blog uses the same theme as yours.
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Wednesday, January 12, 2011 - 01:01:28
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Monday, January 31, 2011 - 07:15:17
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Tuesday, August 2, 2011 - 02:36:13
Some words used in sentences do make the brain work like a freak…like the third sentence you used “The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.”. This will definitely confuse anyone but does makes sense.
Thursday, August 4, 2011 - 04:08:16
English is not tough but there are different ways the words and sentences can be moulded and expressed. THis sometimes makes for non-English speaking people to understand the right meaning. However, its good to speak in easy terms which the other person can understand easily.