A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, “If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.”
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, “Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!”

The woman said, “That’s okay.” For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her, “You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis to whom women will flock.” The woman replied, “That’s okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me.”
So, KAZAM! she’s the most beautiful Woman in the world!

For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said, “That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.” The woman said, “That’s okay, because what’s mine is his and what’s his is mine.”
So, KAZAM! she’s the richest woman in the world!

The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, “I’d like a mild heart attack.”

Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don’t mess with them.

Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good.

Male readers, continue reading….
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This took place in Charlotte North Carolina . A lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars, then insured them against, among other things, fire.
Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile of these great cigars, the lawyer filed a claim against the insurance company.
In his claim, the lawyer stated the cigars were lost ‘in a series of small fires.’

The insurance company refused to pay, citing the obvious reason, that the man had consumed the cigars in the normal fashion.

The lawyer sued and WON! (Stay with me.)

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. You must read this out loud!

1) That’s not right ……………………… Sum Ting Wong

2) Are you harbouring a fugitive……… Hu Yu Hai Ding

3) See me ASAP ……………………… Kum Hia

4) Stupid Man ………………………… Dum Dud

5) Small Horse ………………………… Tai Ni Po Ni

6) Did you go to the beach …………… Wai Yu So Tan

7) I bumped the coffee table ………… Ai Bang Mai Ni

8) I think you need a face lift ………… Chin Tu Fat

9) It’s very dark in here………………… Wai So Dim

10) I thought you were on a diet …… Wai Yu Mun Ching
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Does your company have a problem in recruiting the right person for the right job?
If yes, try out this simple experiment: put around 100 bricks in some particular order in a closed room with an open window.
Then send 2-3 candidates into the room and close it from outside. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours, and then analyse the situation:

. If they are counting and recounting the number of bricks, PUT THEM IN ACCOUNTS

. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, PUT THEM IN THE CLEARING DEPT

. If they are arranging the bricks in some other order, PUT THEM IN PLANNING

. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, PUT THEM IN OPERATIONS

. If they are sleeping, PUT THEM IN SECURITY

. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, PUT THEM IN INFORMATION TECHNOLOGY
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